turntnip:

ok so i was at my 8 year old cousin’s house and i found him upstairs with an entire bag of snickers and when he saw me he threw two of them to me and said “thank you for your silence”

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September

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lacigreen:

(full video)

(Source: huffingtonpost)

22

September

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radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

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September

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luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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September

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

21

September

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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September

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gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

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September

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

21

September

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gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

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September

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every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*

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September

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