politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

19

August

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snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

19

August

249,386 notes

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(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

19

August

894,507 notes

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onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fish

19

August

128,798 notes

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

19

August

249,019 notes

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(Source: ganggsta)

19

August

12,361 notes

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When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

image

Reality:

image

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August

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angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

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August

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cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

18

August

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whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(Source: sizvideos)

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August

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